Ben: Mom, what is my middle finger called?
Me: what do you mean? Who told you it has a name??
Ben: Oh, no one. It's just that my thumb has a name and my pinky has a name and my pointer has a name... I just wanted to know what my middle finger is called.
Me: Well... I've heard it called things before but I don't really want to explain it to you.
Ben: Oh yeah! It's the RUDE finger! The one guys use to be rude! Like a naughty word! I'm going to call it "Rude Dude!"
Me: I think that is just perfect, Ben.
